bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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  • Me in seventh grade: I hope I'm not gay
  • Me now: I want the soccer team to piss on me

justlearningasigo:

ugly:

justlearningasigo:

If you ever go on a date with a hot guy make sure you wash your face before hand.

why

so they have a nice place to sit

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Warren Shultz.

bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

image

(Source: precumming, via cheersandpiercings)

  • Me in seventh grade: I hope I'm not gay
  • Me now: I want the soccer team to piss on me

justlearningasigo:

ugly:

justlearningasigo:

If you ever go on a date with a hot guy make sure you wash your face before hand.

why

so they have a nice place to sit

image

(via therisingearlgrey)